I am Sherlocked

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

not-burnie:

have i told you guys about the Flint rock before?

its this rectangle rock thing thats by the highway and almost every night for 50 years its been painted over and painted over, usually with memorials for loved ones

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and even though is illegal no one ever stops them and every few years people get together to peel the paint off to start fresh and look at all the paint that comes off

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and nobody knows who started the tradition or what the rock even is for

i just think its really cool

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

bedfish:

i think part of growing up is understanding song lyrics

lactoria:

hey you

*pokes ur cheek*

you sure are cute

fnurfnur:

devil-whore-bitch:

They’ve got civilians trapped.

I love that while the avengers fought the aliens you also see them helping to evacuate people so they are safe. It’s not just fighting, it’s rescue as well.

Sorry I couldn’t hear you over the sound of Jeremy Renner’s gun show

Benedict Cumberbatch for Los Angeles Times (2012, 2013, 2014)

character: [is unloved]
me: do not worry i am coming

party-in-the-morgue:

party-in-the-morgue:

What if prisons let prisoners take their own mug shots?

Cellfies

charles: erik no
erik: erik yes